Perfect, baby

Pro-Tip:

If your junk mail comes with a postage-paid return envelope, simply fill the envelope with trash, other credit card offers, the envelopes of the countless other pieces of junk mail you got the same day etc

These envelopes are paid for by the sender - in today's case, Disney!

Sometimes they get the hint pretty quick, but in the past I've had to resort to sending grass clippings, cigarette butts and even rocks before the junk mail harassment ended.

More than one way to skin a cat!

#Trollololololol

^^^Extra Credit -- Rocks require the mail to be hand sorted instead of electronic sorting which increases postage.

It also employs the USPS to run these envelopes full of cigarette butts back to these companies ahahaha!!

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions!! 🇺🇸

Special called meeting to interview Director of Schools position candidates

There are more cops here than citizens 🤑