i don’t understand how this is even possible tbh lmao

bro bought 8 different tops

orange juice is rugging: i'm financially ruined

my juice portfolio 😭😭😭

Dca

Btfd lmao

Lyn Alden abused me. I attended a crypto conference and it was a great experience until one networking event where I got speaking to 'Lyn' and he fetched me a cocktail. My only memory after that was sweating profusely in an elevator next to Lynn, with his evil leering face splitting into four and revolving around in circles. I woke up at 6am in the venue car park, my beige chinos sodden with my own poo and blood: a hospital appointment confirmed I'd been anally rekt. Can anyone else who's experienced similar speak out and bring Lyn Alden to account? I hold 0.2 BTC and 8300 ADA.

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