FOMC today

The new Ethereum logo

🚨 BREAKING

#ALTCOINS NOW NEED A 100% PUMP TO BE BACK AT THE SAME PRICE AS DECEMBER TOP !

C R A Z Y

BREAKING: GARY GENSLER TO RETURN TO @MIT AS PROFESSOR

EVERY FUKIN #ALTCOIN LISTED ON #BINANCE IS 90% DOWN!

LET ME EXPLAIN WHY, AND HOW IT WORKS:

- THESE ANIMALS LISTING ALL KIND OF SHITCOINS, NO MATTER WHAT IS IT ABOUT! (ONLY VOLUME AND HYPE MATTERS)
- AFTER THIS THEY LAUNCHING X100 PERPETUAL CONTRACTS AND…

VCs got cooked by the current cycle too.

return benchmark (last cycle): 563x
return benchmark (current cycle): 6x

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Return of Rug-a-Bear

Holy shit bears are fucked

The T3 Financial Crime Unit (T3 FCU), a joint initiative from @TRONDAO, @Tether_to, and @trmlabs, worked with Spain’s Guardia Civil to freeze USD 26.4 million linked to a sophisticated money laundering operation. The investigation targeted blockchain addresses…

Nobody wants to be the last person holding ETH

As long as @MIT has any association with Gary Gensler, @Gemini will not hire any graduates from this school. Not even interns for our summer intern program.

Quoting Eleanor Terrett (@EleanorTerrett)

🚨NEW: Former @SECGov Chair @GenslerArchive has returned…