In today's (retarded) news

CZ shares his portfolio on Binance and people immediately ape $euri, a stable coin pegged to the euro...

Whole of CT right now

🇰🇷 News: South Korea's Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU) restricts new #Upbit users from crypto deposits and withdrawals for 3 months.

포장마차 comments:💡"Most Koreans who need crypto access are already registered. This 'partial suspension' likely won't make…

“what does it mean?”
“i-it’s just an email sir”
“i saw the subject, what does it mean increase margin?!”
“n-nothing sir, please worry not, $ETH is a good asset”

⚡️ JUST IN: Crypto market turmoil wipes out $1.34B in liquidations over 24 hours, with $1.24B from long positions.

REMINDER: If you invested $13,000 in Melania Trump’s crypto scheme just a month ago, your balance is now $990.

Congratulations! You’ve been scammed by the First Family.

A Chinese man was killed while trading cryptocurrency at a luxury hotel in Jeju City, South Korea. South Korean police have arrested four Chinese suspects. The four people took away the victim's 85 million won in cash and absconded https://www.chosun.com…

@martypartymusic CZ caught on photo with market makers from wintermute (aka demons)