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Wole Soyinka: Buhariโ€™s insistence on colonial grazing routes shows heโ€™s mentally unstable

Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka has queried President Muhammadu Buhariโ€™s insistence on establishing grazing routes around the country despite public outcry against the policy. He said the president may be suffering from โ€œmental delusion.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s like thereโ€™s some delusion about this thing, a kind of mental delusion about this thing. What is it?โ€ Mr Soyinka asked, as he addressed a press conference in Lagos on Friday.

Mr Soyinka said Mr Buhari may also be suffering from deafening noise from his sonโ€™s wedding bells last weekend.
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A taxi driver๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿš•๐Ÿ’จ is being interrogated after an accident๐Ÿ™„...
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POLICEMAN: so Mr, ๐Ÿค”how did you kill 59 people? ๐Ÿ˜
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TAXI DRIVER: I was driving ๐Ÿš•๐Ÿ’จat 80km/hr when I saw 2 men๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ.... crossin the road, on the other side๐Ÿ’,a wedding was taking place๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿคต....
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I hit the brakes๐Ÿ˜but they failed, โŒ so I had to make a choice, either to hit the 2 men ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ or ๐Ÿค”run into the wedding party๐Ÿ˜...
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POLICE MAN: Hit the 2 men of course๐Ÿคท
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TAXI DRIVER: ๐Ÿ‘ฎ Exactly!! ๐Ÿ˜ we think alike but after hitting one, the other man escaped ๐Ÿ˜into the wedding โšก party so I went after him. ๐Ÿ˜ช

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