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Wole Soyinka: Buhari’s insistence on colonial grazing routes shows he’s mentally unstable

Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka has queried President Muhammadu Buhari’s insistence on establishing grazing routes around the country despite public outcry against the policy. He said the president may be suffering from “mental delusion.”

“It’s like there’s some delusion about this thing, a kind of mental delusion about this thing. What is it?” Mr Soyinka asked, as he addressed a press conference in Lagos on Friday.

Mr Soyinka said Mr Buhari may also be suffering from deafening noise from his son’s wedding bells last weekend.
A taxi driver👮🚕💨 is being interrogated after an accident🙄...
POLICEMAN: so Mr, 🤔how did you kill 59 people? 😐
TAXI DRIVER: I was driving 🚕💨at 80km/hr when I saw 2 men🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️.... crossin the road, on the other side💁,a wedding was taking place👰🤵....
I hit the brakes😐but they failed, so I had to make a choice, either to hit the 2 men 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️ or 🤔run into the wedding party😐...
POLICE MAN: Hit the 2 men of course🤷
TAXI DRIVER: 👮 Exactly!! 😏 we think alike but after hitting one, the other man escaped 😐into the wedding party so I went after him. 😪

Happy weekend pipo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Make God dey protect us oo
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Dear Garri, I have always wanted to write this to you because you've been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way .

G - Giver of energy
A - Attitude changer(from bad mood to good mood)
R - Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints
I - Increaser of agility

Some friends have described you in many ways like
... Students power
... Life support
... The last hope of the common man
... Weakness extinguisher

You are the first son of cassava
The sibing of Akpu (Fufu)
The father of Eba
The cousin to Tapioca

My love for you is indescribable
Corn flakes came but he left me
Golden morn also came but left me too
But you came and stood by me

Oh dear old Garri, you are a loyal friend to the rich and Bestie to the poor, you're always compatible with every thing

I enjoy taking you with
Kulikuli ( child to groundnut)
Moi-moi (child to beans)
Akara (sibling to moi-moi)

You work hand to hand with your associates like
Soya milk etc

Beloved Garri, I will never leave you or abandon you for your taste is more than a thousand corn flakes

Thanks you

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