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Viruses, Contagion, & Butterscotch Pudding
This video essay looks at published papers where people hock loogies in each other’s face. This leads to a discussion on viral contagion – and whether polio was caused by pesticides or butterscotch pudding.
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Wireless Radiation & Otters on Boogie Boards
This video essay discusses the health implications of non-native EMF radiation. It also reveals that 5G is a military-grade weapons system that lets you stream videos of small animals doing water-sports.
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Did COVID Come From a Lab or a Porta-Potty?
With 3D renderings and microscopic images, this video essay takes a literal look at COVID. In doing so, the question arises whether the virus came from a lab in China, or a porta-potty in central Alabama.
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Can Vaccines or Colonoscopies Be Mandatory?
This video essay looks at the legal definition of “mandatory.” Then, it questions whether injections or rectal exams can be forced on the population.

WORKS CITED:

Bryan A. Garner. Black’s Law Dictionary, 8th ed. West Group, 2004.

“Government of The United States” Company Profile. Dun & Bradstreet Business Directory. Web.

McDonald’s and the California Department of Public Health. “McDonald’s COVID-19 Vaccine Pop-Up Clinics,” 2021, camcdevents.com.

United States House of Representatives. U.S. Code, Title 28, Part VI, Ch. 176, Sec. 3002.

Wallace, my attorney, who went to law school at the University of Dallas International Airport.
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Weather Modification & Midsize Sedans
This video essay takes a historical look at weather modification. It discusses a process called cloud seeding, which over the last few decades, has become as affordable as an Avis rental car.

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Capt. H. T. Orville. “Weather Made to Order?” Collier’s. May 28, 1954.

“Clients & Projects.” Weather Modification Incorporated. www.weathermodification.com/projects.php

Elana Freeland. Chemtrails, HAARP, and the Full Spectrum Dominance of Planet Earth. Feral House Publishing, 2014.

Jerry E. Smith. Weather Warfare. Adventures Unlimited Press, 2006.

Paul, an ex-meteorologist, who was fired after he defecated on-air.
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Is the Government Spray Cheese in the Sky?
From heavy metals to hallucinogens, this video essay discusses some of the toxic substances sprayed in our skies. It revisits the time when the Hmong were sprayed with a mysterious yellow powder – and Texans were sprayed with Cheez-Whiz.
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Should You Take Vitamins or Drink Gasoline?
This video essay discusses the disadvantages of synthetic supplements, and questions whether you would be better off chugging unleaded fuel.

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Dawn Lester and David Parker. What Really Makes You Ill? 2019.

Dr. Robert Thiel. “The Truth About Vitamins in Supplements.” ANMA Monitor, 6(2), 2003.

Jeremy Hess M.D., et. al. “Petroleum and Health Care.” American Journal of Public Health, 2011.

Mark Sisson. “Did You Know We Eat Petroleum?” Mark’s Daily Apple. Web.

My cousin, Barry, who drank three gallons of Super Unleaded to win a radio contest for Hoobastank tickets.

Nicole Washington, DO, MPH. “Red Dye 40.” Medical News Today. Web.

“Organic Chemistry.” American Chemical Society. Web.
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The Symbolism of an Eagle and Nose Acne
This video essay looks at the symbolism behind the foundation of the Federal Reserve. Then, in concludes with a brief discussion on the hideous facial zits of America’s most powerful banker.

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Eustace Mullins. The Secrets of the Federal Reserve. 1991.

G. Edward Griffin. The Creature from Jekyll Island. 5th ed., 2010.

My cousin, Corky, who trains bald eagles to juggle.

Laura Sanger, Ph.D. The Roots of the Federal Reserve. 2020.

Ron Chernow. The House of Morgan. 1990.
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Is the Dollar Worth Less Than a Whoopee Cushion? (FULL VIDEO)
This video essay discusses the legal and historical definition of “dollar.” It goes on to cover the confiscation of gold, and explains why the U.S. dollar has less intrinsic value than rubber bags that make fart noises.

WORKS CITED:

Bruce G McCarthy. Theocratic vs. Democratic Money. 1990, 8th ed.

Bruce G McCarthy. What is a Dollar?

Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. Modern Money Mechanics. 1992.

Federal Reserve Bank of New York. The Story of Money. 1984, 4th ed.

Franklin D. Roosevelt. Exec Order No. 6102. April 5th, 1933.

Henry Campbell Black, M.A. “Dollar.” Black’s Law Dictionary. 1951, 4th ed., p. 570.

My cousin, Steven, who owns 17,000 shares of McSorley’s Rectal Thermometers.

United States Constitution. Article 1, Section 10, Paragraph 1.

United States Code. Title 31, Section 5101.
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A study I’ve conducted to determine if disease is caused by germs, or the terrain of the body.

This clip is from a longer presentation called “Viruses, Contagion, & Butterscotch Pudding,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).
From heavy metals to bodily fluids, this video essay discusses some of the absurd ingredients found in vaccines. It also questions whether anyone would take medical advice from a guy named “Crowbar.”

Full video is available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble. It was removed from YouTube for posing “a serious risk of egregious harm,” which is pretty ironic.