⚡️Breaking news ⚡️

🤑 TON attracted so many new developers that they have to save the blockchain from crashing.

🐹 Hamster users got so into their character that they moved into a cage to tap as fast as possible.

🇨🇭 The Swiss government expressed its dissatisfaction because some meme coins have a higher negative rate than their banking system.

⚽️ Fans of Ethereum and Solana met at the European Football Championship. One group got drunk before and passed out during the match, while the other reacted to goals with a 12-second delay.

🤑 One of the largest blockchain auditing companies found a serious vulnerability during a client code audit and exploited it, pocketing quite a bit of money.

Alright, all of this was a joke except for the last one. We are no longer going to CertiK.

🔥 All your acquaintances are tapping hamsters, squeezing some coin in tapswap, trading with elves, or constantly inviting you to new applications on Telegram, and you still don't understand what's going on?

Don't worry, we're in the same boat, but let's try to figure it out together in our article!

🔥If you’re seeing this—slow down and put everything aside. Give yourself 5 minutes to relax. Turn off the music. Find a quiet room where you can be alone. Set your phone to silent mode.

Done? Good.

Now, let’s begin our meditation.

💸 The news we have been waiting for!

Remember VOTE #9? Our community decided to allocate a portion of the Treasury fund to purchase new energy-efficient miners. Yesterday they finally arrived and today we are proud to announce that they are up and running! It’s just a matter of time before we start seeing the results.

These new machines were specifically purchased to reduce electricity costs through more efficient energy consumption (23% better, no joke!). So now all Minto users can expect a 40-50% increase in profitability compared to current levels.

Sounds cool? IT IS!

We wish you continued success in mining and want to extend a big thanks for your support. Together, we’re building a brighter, more sustainable BTC future! ❤️

New miners = updated numbers 💚
Halving consequences are consequences no more. 

Just take a look:

💸Hashrate is up to 144 000 TH/s! 
📈Average Energy Efficiency lvl: 30.0 W/TH
📈Customer Energy Efficiency lvl: 28.5 W/TH

It is time to buy more power and wait for the updated results in our August report. Or watch the rewards already changing in your dashboard!

Being sarcastic — saving lives, sometimes 🤡