Eastern Approaches—Alex Thomson
Sir Keir met some lads from Ukraine, Who dressed like a Vogue hurricane. With cheekbones so chiseled, His front door they sizzled— “Just flair, mate, no need to explain!”
I’m sure Keir did them oan the flair,
And did them halfway up the stair;
He rode them till they flew through air.
Top it off, they burnt his lair.
And did them halfway up the stair;
He rode them till they flew through air.
Top it off, they burnt his lair.
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Forwarded from Geck0h
Sir K had a fling with a ring
Of pretty boys who liked to sing?
The plot is so hot,
As they just torched the lot,
And it looks more and more like a sting.
Of pretty boys who liked to sing?
The plot is so hot,
As they just torched the lot,
And it looks more and more like a sting.
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Forwarded from AlexandraEdinburgh
Dominic Frisby has had a go:
https://youtube.com/shorts/wvH0LK-RhPA?si=geMafNIUosq07gho
https://youtube.com/shorts/wvH0LK-RhPA?si=geMafNIUosq07gho
YouTube
Very Queer Fire At Keir Starmer's House
I think I probably need a couple more goes to get this one right, but I don't have the gigs to do it this week unfortunately, so that's your lot.Anyway you s...
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Forwarded from Terry Boardman
There was a Prime Minister Starmer
Who everyone first thought a charmer
Until three pretty men
Came and burnt down his den,
And he quit and ran off with a farmer!
Who everyone first thought a charmer
Until three pretty men
Came and burnt down his den,
And he quit and ran off with a farmer!
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Forwarded from Battleground
Media is too big
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Tonight on UK Column, Charles Malet, Mike Robinson, and I begin our weekly end-of-the-week banter covering all sorts of things on our minds.
No notes. Just riffing.
ukcolumn.org | 7pm UK | Fridays
No notes. Just riffing.
ukcolumn.org | 7pm UK | Fridays
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Forwarded from Andrew
Well done to these parents
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/parents-fume-over-plan-use-31659207
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/parents-fume-over-plan-use-31659207
Birmingham Live
Parents fume as 'graphic' sex education book appears in lesson plan for six-year-olds - Birmingham Live
Parents labelled a book aimed at teaching children sex education as 'disgusting' and inappropriate for six and seven-year-olds in Year 2
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“It took a few days for the full impact of the report’s idiocy to really sink in. That’s how it is with really stupid things—the incredulity they inspire must first dissipate […]
Raed Saleh, an extremely obnoxious Jordanian-German who heads the SPD faction in the Berlin House of Representatives whined to the press this morning about how “appalling and disgraceful” it is that outlawing the opposition is no longer on the table and that his party is now being asked to “engage in political debate” with the AfD instead.”
www.eugyppius.com/p/no-committee-chairmanships-ongoing
Raed Saleh, an extremely obnoxious Jordanian-German who heads the SPD faction in the Berlin House of Representatives whined to the press this morning about how “appalling and disgraceful” it is that outlawing the opposition is no longer on the table and that his party is now being asked to “engage in political debate” with the AfD instead.”
www.eugyppius.com/p/no-committee-chairmanships-ongoing
Eugyppius
No committee chairmanships, ongoing threats, inadequate facilities: The legal case against the AfD has collapsed but the cartel…
Nobody can say why the evil fascist Nazi Hitler party is so evil or fascist or Nazi or Hitler, but they and their 10 million voters will continue to be treated like shit anyway
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Forwarded from Geopolitics & Empire
Don’t be fooled: the same unchecked power used to deny citizenship to the children of immigrants today could just as easily be turned against you to strip you of your citizenship—based on your political beliefs, religious views, or failure to toe the party line. https://www.rutherford.org/publications_resources/john_whiteheads_commentary/theyre_coming_for_your_birthright_citizenship_as_spectacle_transaction_or_privilege
www.rutherford.org
They’re Coming for Your Birthright: Citizenship as Spectacle, Transaction, or Privilege | By John & Nisha Whitehead
What happens when citizenship becomes a reality show prize, a $5 million purchase, or a political loyalty test?
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If you don’t eat yer meat, ye can’t have any pudding! How can ye have any pudding if ye don’t eat yer meat?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14744325/Plans-tell-families-eat-meat-death-knell-Sunday-roast.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14744325/Plans-tell-families-eat-meat-death-knell-Sunday-roast.html
Mail Online
Families told to eat less meat under SNP eco plans
Scots families face being told to eat less meat and farmers to cut the number of sheep and cattle under the SNP 's push for Net Zero.
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Forwarded from Terry Boardman
JPMorganChase say here that they expect the end of the war in Ukraine by the end of June and suggest 4 possible scenarios for the future of the country. They ought to know, as they have been part of the global oligarchy running this planet for the past 130 years: https://www.jpmorganchase.com/content/dam/jpmorganchase/documents/center-for-geopolitics/jpmc-cfg-russia-ukraine.pdf
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Forwarded from Lawyers of Light
🚨Could the UK’s Civil Contingencies Act 2004 be a dictator’s dream? From property seizures to movement bans, its sweeping powers could crush freedoms in a "crisis." Do you trust this gov—or any—with it?
New article 👇
https://open.substack.com/pub/clarewillsharrison/p/the-civil-contingencies-act-2004?r=18q3db&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
New article 👇
https://open.substack.com/pub/clarewillsharrison/p/the-civil-contingencies-act-2004?r=18q3db&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
Substack
The Civil Contingencies Act 2004: A Hidden Weapon for Control?
How the UK’s Emergency Powers Could Crush Freedoms in a Fabricated Crisis
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