Forwarded from Rise
Isn't it amazing how these protests and counter-protests are always organised for the same day https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/police-prepare-national-strike-plymouth-10203546
DevonLive
Police prepare for 'national strike' in Plymouth this Saturday
Concerns have been raised of a repeat of last summer's disorder
Friday limerick competition:
Pretty Ukrainian men
Pretty Ukrainian men
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Forwarded from William MacTell
Is it awfully imprudent to leer
At whatever’s going on with Sir Keir?
Are pretty young men
Banged up in No. 10?
It all seems decidedly queer.
At whatever’s going on with Sir Keir?
Are pretty young men
Banged up in No. 10?
It all seems decidedly queer.
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Forwarded from Kenny
Sir Keir met some lads from Ukraine,
Who dressed like a Vogue hurricane.
With cheekbones so chiseled,
His front door they sizzled—
“Just flair, mate, no need to explain!”
Who dressed like a Vogue hurricane.
With cheekbones so chiseled,
His front door they sizzled—
“Just flair, mate, no need to explain!”
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Eastern Approaches—Alex Thomson
Sir Keir met some lads from Ukraine, Who dressed like a Vogue hurricane. With cheekbones so chiseled, His front door they sizzled— “Just flair, mate, no need to explain!”
I’m sure Keir did them oan the flair,
And did them halfway up the stair;
He rode them till they flew through air.
Top it off, they burnt his lair.
And did them halfway up the stair;
He rode them till they flew through air.
Top it off, they burnt his lair.
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Forwarded from Geck0h
Sir K had a fling with a ring
Of pretty boys who liked to sing?
The plot is so hot,
As they just torched the lot,
And it looks more and more like a sting.
Of pretty boys who liked to sing?
The plot is so hot,
As they just torched the lot,
And it looks more and more like a sting.
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Forwarded from AlexandraEdinburgh
Dominic Frisby has had a go:
https://youtube.com/shorts/wvH0LK-RhPA?si=geMafNIUosq07gho
https://youtube.com/shorts/wvH0LK-RhPA?si=geMafNIUosq07gho
YouTube
Very Queer Fire At Keir Starmer's House
I think I probably need a couple more goes to get this one right, but I don't have the gigs to do it this week unfortunately, so that's your lot.Anyway you s...
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Forwarded from Terry Boardman
There was a Prime Minister Starmer
Who everyone first thought a charmer
Until three pretty men
Came and burnt down his den,
And he quit and ran off with a farmer!
Who everyone first thought a charmer
Until three pretty men
Came and burnt down his den,
And he quit and ran off with a farmer!
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Forwarded from Battleground
Media is too big
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Tonight on UK Column, Charles Malet, Mike Robinson, and I begin our weekly end-of-the-week banter covering all sorts of things on our minds.
No notes. Just riffing.
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No notes. Just riffing.
ukcolumn.org | 7pm UK | Fridays
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Forwarded from Andrew
Well done to these parents
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/parents-fume-over-plan-use-31659207
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/parents-fume-over-plan-use-31659207
Birmingham Live
Parents fume as 'graphic' sex education book appears in lesson plan for six-year-olds - Birmingham Live
Parents labelled a book aimed at teaching children sex education as 'disgusting' and inappropriate for six and seven-year-olds in Year 2
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“It took a few days for the full impact of the report’s idiocy to really sink in. That’s how it is with really stupid things—the incredulity they inspire must first dissipate […]
Raed Saleh, an extremely obnoxious Jordanian-German who heads the SPD faction in the Berlin House of Representatives whined to the press this morning about how “appalling and disgraceful” it is that outlawing the opposition is no longer on the table and that his party is now being asked to “engage in political debate” with the AfD instead.”
www.eugyppius.com/p/no-committee-chairmanships-ongoing
Raed Saleh, an extremely obnoxious Jordanian-German who heads the SPD faction in the Berlin House of Representatives whined to the press this morning about how “appalling and disgraceful” it is that outlawing the opposition is no longer on the table and that his party is now being asked to “engage in political debate” with the AfD instead.”
www.eugyppius.com/p/no-committee-chairmanships-ongoing
Eugyppius
No committee chairmanships, ongoing threats, inadequate facilities: The legal case against the AfD has collapsed but the cartel…
Nobody can say why the evil fascist Nazi Hitler party is so evil or fascist or Nazi or Hitler, but they and their 10 million voters will continue to be treated like shit anyway
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